Some unsavory new anecdotes about Tr*mp’s devoted “human printer” Natalie Harp have the internet reaching for the Pepto Bismol, and it’s no wonder why. Like so many young women before her, Harp has tasked herself with keeping Tr*mp’s Truth Social posts rancid and his diapers fresh—and it’s taking a clear toll on the 35-year-old woman.

Since January of 2025, Harp has been following Tr*mp around with a shovel printed copies of random articles and Truth Social post drafts. She’s been on the Tr*mp payroll since 2022, but she’s been fangirling over Tr*mp for way longer. In 2019, she became a living piece of propaganda for his work on a bill that helped patients access experimental treatment for long-term medical issues. Harp was then allegedly suffering from bone cancer, and credits Tr*mp with her continued existence on this mortal plane.

But according to Tr*mp biographer Michael Wolff—as well Regime Change authors Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan—Harp’s devotion to her employer strikes even fellow employees as a little bit, well, strange.

The woman referred to by Jon Ossoff as Tr*mp’s “security blanket” follows him everywhere, writes him strangely worded love notes, and, according to Wolff, is “hopelessly in love” with the 80-year-old president. Tr*mp’s wife, meanwhile, is conspicuously absent these days, while Harp’s presence is growing more noticeable—and disturbing—in recent months.

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Take one terrifying tidbit from The Cut: In an article from 2025, Olivia Craighead explains that the “Natalie situation” was already raising eyebrows from fellow White House staffers. Especially after they learned that in the summer of 2024, Harp wanted so badly to be close to Tr*mp that she spent the season sleeping in the women’s locker room of Tr*mp’s Bedminster Golf Club in New Jersey.

According to Wolff’s book All or Nothing, she’d originally taken a maid’s room, but “when that proved too far from the main house to respond quickly enough to Trump’s calls, she relocated herself to the much closer women’s locker room, where, with undiminished proximity to Trump, she would spend the summer.”

Bleak enough for you?

Well, it gets even worse.

Two years on, and Harp is still very much living out her fantasy as “Tr*mp’s Eva Braun”… minus the sex, which is somehow even more depressing. There’s also the fact that Harp’s blind Tr*mp devotion has estranged her from her actual family, including her brother, Preston, who recently spoke out about the situation.

According to Preston, he and Natalie were homeschooled by a conservative mother. Their father died in 2020, and since that time, Tr*mp has become something of a surrogate father in Natalie’s eyes. But Preston doesn’t understand why his sister persists in this career choice.

“I don’t understand why my sister, or anyone could want to work for Trump,” he told The Daily Mail recently. Other onlookers have likened the relationship to the bunny-boiling erotic thriller Fatal Attraction.

Yikes!

Harp’s unfortunate limerance concerning her boss is disturbing, but somehow even worse is the fact that of all the kiss a**es in Tr*mp’s cabinet, Harp seems to be the only one getting anything out of it. It was Harp who was chosen to accompany Tr*mp on his catering truck-assisted getaway from Turkey last month, and even after that clown show, she clearly remains committed to the bit.

Harp has already spent years of her life following around a deteriorating despot, and that is 100% a choice you can make with your life. But unfortunately for her—or perhaps fortunately?—as Tr*mp’s time in the White House (and on this earth) winds down, her freedom may be soon at hand. What she’ll choose to do with that freedom is anyone’s guess.