Four families go on a cruise during Christmas break, freshman year in college. When the mothers learn that the boys are having trouble getting girls, they decide to step up and teach them the ropes in order to prevent a failure to launch.

Your friend group consists of you and three other guys. Growing up together since elementary, you guys had mostly nerdy hobbies such as gaming and comics. Although interested, no one was able to get a girlfriend during high school, and you all went prom as stags. Now 18 and halfway through your freshman year of college.

Heather had dark brown hair that curled down to her shoulders. She had the biggest breasts of the four mothers. She was like a brunette Rachel Riley. Yves Hully is the tallest in the group, with short curls. He played tennis since middle school. He was the nerdiest of all of us although he didn’t look the part. Yves enjoyed cosplays and conventions. Growing up, he had a crush on Karen Young. Yves’ is 7 inches long .

Karen Young was a petite blonde with shoulder length hair. She was slim with a body like Ariana Grande. She had an aggressive, materialistic personality that made her the default leader of the mom group. Andy was 6 ft. tall and the best looking of the guys. He golfed with Rick and their parents a lot. Despite his looks, his abrasive personality kept girls at bay. He believes his mom has the GOAT body type. Andy is 5.7 inches long.

Jane Parker comes from wealth and she had the looks to match. A round face and full lips, she was the redheaded, pale version of Priyanka Chopra. She wasn’t as busty as Heather and her ass wasn’t as shapely as you mother’s, but she had an elegant air about her. Rick Parker was the stereotypical nerd. He was short and stout. He golfed, but didn’t move enough to be in shape. He has a crush on your mom. Rick is 4.8 inches long.

Donna Nyman is your mother. She is the oldest mom in the group at 55, but with the best ass. Her light brown hair is kept short, coming down to her jawline. She reminds you of Holly Willoughby. You got your nickname, Honey, when you got covered in said substance. Your love of honey had you stick your head in the honey jar at daycare. You are an average guy. From height, aesthetic, to personality: just average according to others. Nothing brilliant but also nothing negative. Your only non-average aspect is your uncut cock. A troubled birth postponed the circumcision and once the snip snip discussion came up when you were older, you told your parents no knife would come near your penis. You’re 6.4 inches long.